XychoJack's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Skyrim Is Epic]

thank you

seriously i don't want to play this. it'll screw up my personal life!

[PokeAwesome]

well done

you've actually added CONTEXT to the pokemon, and NOT JUST THE BLOODY MASTERS! I may not be laughing, but that doesn't mean it ain't an entertaining movie! It's a little thing called SATIRE! Keep up the splendid work! :3

[I Can't Draw]

Well the animation is great, but....

As soon as I read "his drawings don't turn out like he wants them to" I immediately thought "PENIS! He draws penis." Either I'm psychic, or that was too predictable for me (but what did I expect from Newgrounds, anyway?). However, that didn't stop me from enjoying everything else about it. The facial designs were cute & easy on the eyes, it was very well staged, there was a good sense of timing, and the punchline wrapped it up nicely.

Despite that one erectile disfunction, the animation as I said was fantastic and dwarfs that dinky into insignificance. If I could, I'd give this an 8.8 score (to bring you good luck in the future). I hope the tutors weren't too put off by the vulgarity, though...

[Blockhead: Episode 6]

Rufio! Peter pan!!

This episode is hilarious! The animation is great and the humuor is greater. This is the best anti-clock, anti-bloodnguts, anti-secks series ever to face the Earth!!! The concept of an emocion head for a retarded dimwit is great as well. The only thing that gets me is the music. Now don't take this badly, I understand that it's your music but I find it kinda kid's show-ish. Good job though.

[Time Is Running Out.]

Your experiment is a success!!

This is a brilliant intergration of video and animation. The video quality is nothing like I've seen before, which is good. The animation is good, although you could improve on the tweening a little bit. The randoms are random, and you are lucky to find such crazy dancers! Btw the replay button is broken.

[3-ALi]

3-ali!!??

lol this is brillz! A good combination of wtf humour and some sweet action! Good job on solving the lip-sync btw.

[Service Announcement 2]

Too true...

Yea I agree with you on that note 'cause I'm seeing more of great submissions getting blammed and crappy submissions reaching front page! For example, I notice that one of those lush far-east animations gets blammed at 3.9, and a dumb jerryjackson movie reaches front page! If that crap goes on any longer, then someone's gonna taste my xycho wrath! RAWR >:(

Okay. Good animation style and lip-sync. All I can say now is keep up the good work.

stoners-lunchbox responds:

Cheers!

[IT Geeks - Balloony]

OhMyGodThatWasSoFunneh!!!!

lol! That made me laugh so much! XD

Wonchop responds:

yteehee

[IT Geeks: Guinness Bueno]

Another good'n from yours truly.....

I really like your sense of humour, and that's what get's you the front page and everything. Things like the random dancing bear, the brains and other random crap is what keeps you going. Good job on that.

Just wondering, were you in a rush? I gave you a 9 for style 'cause of the lip sync. You could make an effort on that next time.

The animation's great. You did a good job on that. The visuals are cheap when they need to be, and you get a good grade for using original characters.

You seem to be doing better at voice acting now, and more random at it. I'll tell you this, you're doing better than me.

Overall, another good flash thingy from the one and only Wonchop™.

Wonchop responds:

Really? So it's not simply Tom/Wade/Liljim being hocked up on goofballs that saw this get fp? Well, that's some relief I guess. XD

[Future is wonderful !]

o_O

That was a little wierd........in a good way.

I like that certain objects are selected randomly every time you replay. No-one's really done that before so well done on being the first. It's no wonder they put you in the experimental collection for involving heads for houses if ya knowz wot I meanz.

Keep it up!